The year is 2007. Armando Christian Pérez – aka Pitbull, aka Mr 305, aka Mr Worldwide, aka that pesky rapper bloke who featured on every other hit during the years 2011-2014 – is back in his old Miami neighbourhood, just another successful businessman checking out his roots and marvelling at how far he’s come. As he walks, a kid spots him and comes over.

But the kid isn’t there to congratulate Pitbull on the breakout success of his M.I.A.M.I or ...