You join Dooley in the grips of a deep personal crisis. What on earth should a dashing gossip columnist about town wear to the BRITs?

Of course, awards season is full of such dilemmas. Pity the poor BRITs organisers, apparently still fretting over exactly what form this year’s David Bowie tribute should take. The latest from Dooley’s source suggests one, hand-picked artist will be doing a musical tribute of sorts, although it won’t be a showbizzy affair like Lady Gaga’s ...